stelmarias:

beyonseh:

straight men.

here’s your proof of how fucking stupid and unfunny james franco is talk about his higher education and “noble” pursuits outside of acting all you want nothing warrants or excuses this

Its an act. This is almost entirely scripted. Its mtvs skit for the vmas.
Everyone calm down.

(via ainsleyhayess)


raideo:

spookyelric:

sphynx-prince:

yungcoochie:

bankston:

goodreasonnews:

amazingatheist:

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

…………………….

This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

this isn’t even funny to me it just makes me want to find the nearest baby boomer and deck them in the mouth

I reblog this every time because it always re-ignites my anger.

I feel you sphynx-prince.  

(via jr-abraxas)


cloktwerkorange:

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

lightdaknessdragonkeybladewelder:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.

Gotta reblog.

Gotta love our hot daddy

i feel so much secondhand embarrassment for this post

cloktwerkorange:

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

lightdaknessdragonkeybladewelder:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

image

Number one rule of Tumblr.

Gotta reblog.

Gotta love our hot daddy

i feel so much secondhand embarrassment for this post

(via rockinrye)


wosoamerica:

doctormemelordmd:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

beyonseh:

straight men.

*adds this to the list of reasons to hate James Franco*

She is so unamused. Ferris Buhler, she is having none of you tonight.

This is part of a sketch mtv did for the VMAs http://youtu.be/axhTwYtyGQE


dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

(via dreadzberry)


marcoereus:

I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter” to himself until he gets it right, and in that moment German sounds like pride. There’s nothing angry or ugly about a language that never says goodbye, only “until we meet again.”

(via rockinrye)


cleolinda:

pinstripebindi:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.
So in summary:
This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.
Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

but tell me again about how muslim women who cover can’t possibly be strong or empowered.

I can’t remember if I’ve reblogged this before and I don’t really care.

cleolinda:

pinstripebindi:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

but tell me again about how muslim women who cover can’t possibly be strong or empowered.

I can’t remember if I’ve reblogged this before and I don’t really care.

(via jr-abraxas)



proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

(via astralpeenor)


youmeandmaddy:

pezberry

youmeandmaddy:

pezberry

(via astralpeenor)